Creative Plumbing Ventures
Creativity is boundless. Having the peaceful experience of letting it all go in a field,
…or the thrilling experience of impressing some astonished ladies.
Possibly the most sacrilegist thing ever made, Virgin Mary urinals will test your faith. Who would want to pee on Mary?
The lip urinal is the talk of Paris. Located in an English-speaking hostel, few young men have ventured into Paris without participating in this interactive art piece: streaming right into beautiful lips.
Clark Sorensen is the ultimate urinal artist. He hand sculpted a pink orchid for Kathy Dorfman’s birthday gift to her husband. She paid $10,000 for the functional sculpture. At age 36, she used the incredible gift to show her unending love. Most women could only dream of exhibiting that much sacrifice for his special day!
I have yet to find something this entertaining for girls. But as per usual this is a man’s world, so ladies, live vicariously through your opposite sex for now. Awesome urinals become world renown and the talk of the city. Who wouldn’t want their mundane and necessary experience spiced up a little bit?
Adding a urinal to your home is always an option. Several golf course resorts have incorporated them into their rooms, since they usually attract a majority of men. “No guy would ever use the toilet, if he knew the urinal was there,” Kohler Bardon. Bardon installs urinals on a regular basis. His “ceramic trophy” as he calls it, was $1,267 (in 2007), a real luxury item.
Today they can be bought for under $400 for the common home; however, the luxurious item installed was among the first of its kind. Instead of using the typical water flush method; it uses biodegradable blue oil, which is only released by a stream of urine. Furthermore some urinals use an infrared-triggered flush. Others have the somewhat standard motion censored technology.
In attempts to make the urinal more acceptable among women, who are lucky enough to share the bathroom with a urinal, the urinal engineers have designed it specifically for no splash. Less mess equals less smell, and less complaint from the girl. Flat urinals are usually the culprits of splash, so instead of the usual shape, it comes in a funnel/conical shape.
Another women famous for embracing the urinal, Deborah Wiener, has even recommended urinals for those building their homes. She is an interior designer, and incorporates the egg-shaped “Oblic” into her house, though she hides terrycloth slippers in each bathroom. She lives by a serious mantra, “Never, ever go barefoot in a man’s bathroom.”
Expanding the standard commercial item to the home is a matter of preference and female bravery. Green homes have also incorporated them, since they do save water, a rather substantial amount, thousands of gallons per year. The environment and your husband will thank you for the switch to the urinal. It is an especially engaging idea for those appreciative of art in the home. Transform our city into a tourist attraction one bathroom at a time- artsy urinal Los Angeles could be the new Hollywood.
